So, I have the opportunity to pursue my childhood dream ( I know, dream big.) of being the Little Mermaid for Halloween this year. Somehow, I have managed to persuade my boyfriend into deeming it as acceptable to dress as Prince Eric. Im really not sure how I did it. Anyway, when will I have this chance again? The boyfriend bears quite a resemblance to the Disney character himself, has long hair, and is holding me responsible for crushing 4 year old Dreama’s dreams if we decide to go in a different direction. The only logical explanation is to invent time travel and give her (Me, I guess?) this letter. Dear 4 Year Old Dreama, You do not understand the complications of making a Mermaid tail. Also, you do not comprehend that it is nearly impossible to walk when wearing a fin. It defies evolution. You don’t know what that is yet. Also, next year, in kindergarten where you will meet nearly EVERYONE you will go to high school with, try to resist the urge to stuff your mermaid bra on Halloween. Everyone will remember it and forever laugh at the memory of you exiting the class bathroom singing “Part of Your World” with little toilet paper balls on your chest. That’s all. Oh, and by the way… you’re gonna be alright. Love, 24 Year Old Dreama
